

US engaging in quantum socialism:
[redacted] enthusiast, robot combat enjoyer, distressingly Appalachian, father of ninjas


US engaging in quantum socialism:


When I steal the trickle-down lying machine, it’s called a “piss take.”


Like a restaurant that is a money laundering front for the mafia. You’re not supposed to actually eat there, ya know?


It’s been a long time since I opened a website and sincerely whispered “cool.”


Lol, lmao, and also yarrr
Glorious banner material


“Apolitical” is peak red flag these days, eh?


Yes, but I wouldn’t say that to someone I want to still like me after.


You’ve got to be shitting me.
Edit: maybe all these weirdos in the techfash groupchat are experimenting with the wrong nootropics and gave themselves brain damage. They all seem to be unravelling simultaneously.


Lots of gamergate smell, particularly around conspiracy theories regarding reviews. Dudes being compleyely unhinged that it isn’t whatever version they played when they were 10 years old but with AAA graphics. Real normal stuff to reply about 100x in a day.
It could just be me being defensive about a thing my kids like lol.
It’s just that my intuition nudges me when I come across that variety of authoritarian confidently incorrect guy who can’t imagine people liking things that they dont like (or vice versa). It feels like they’re everywhere, fueling most dumb internet social movements. It’s like it could be a small piece of a General Theory of Weird Online Assholes.
The phenomenon rhymes with Musk Reply Guys, Music Experts Who Hate Taylor Swift Professionally, Claude Code Evangelists, and Star Wars Fandom.


Usually you get tech creeps insisting that they could’ve done physics. Isn’t it kind of uncanny when a physicist insists on their capacity for tech creeping?


What do you reckon the overlap is between the grown men who are mad about the new pokemon game and our regular subjects?


A hackernews sells an AI powered toy to let kids “talk to Santa.” $100 for 60 min, then $1 every additional minute.
Available at walmart dot com


I get how you feel, but harm reduction is a thing for good reasons


Got a couple of these sandisk players for my boys. Theyre solid!


Incoming Y: The Last Man reboot


Tired: breaking up face to face, like a normal person
Wired: breaking up via text
Inspired: breaking up via the mirror-universe version of a fundamentalist revival sermon


He’s Evil Dale Cooper, but drained of all charisma.


That makes ol pete sound crazier than anyone he referenced
You don’t recognize it?