hi, teenager here, yeah it sucks ass and i lost a lot of friendships over simple petty shit that didn’t matter

they were sensitive and i guess i grew up a bit differently

play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

it could also just be a fan of half life and they actually don’t know any better

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

i wasn’t really taught this as a kid but somehow i still hang on to that natural wonder of seemingly “normal” things like typography on a sign or the root systems of various types of trees.

never go away, innate curiosity

i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant

guess i’m dead inside

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this is based?

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

neat is the only word here that isn’t related to a state of matter or element pretty sure

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

this a fantastic unintended loop

i’m proud to be more than a little bit scottish

dude using interrobangs is a fucking power move