https://lemmit.online/

They will just teleport to another person random house walls by doing astral projection. (Source: I live in some people’s walls)

It is so not over.

Genderfluid? You mean cum? People use glass jars for that usually.

Actually my gender got corrupted sometime in the past, I don’t really have it anymore. And I still don’t have sex, btw.

Imagine you come home and see this… But you’re actually not in a relationship. sussy baka astronauts live in your walls…

How can you not be a water slut during summer 🥵😤

Jesus is so hot, I don’t understand how in the world some Reddit atheists hate him 😏😋

Suicidal? Babe, it’s spelled Special…

Well, it just does as you say…

making it, I suppose

quick to choose, quick, before the name is taken by the users of the new “Threads” app by Meta! 💀 (it will be released tomorrow, we don’t have much time)

black/white-hat wizards instead of B/W-hat hackers

eat it.

Imagine if TikTok was actually called DickCock? That would be funny I think.

Vaporeon I think? I mean it’s a “Pocket Monster” but it’s so cute and BREEDABLE 🥰 🥰

noooo, the damn GITD agencies stole her soul and are now using it to steal the soul of other people 😭

“titty skittles” but they don’t sell them at the supermarket, they only sell regular skittles, shops these days are sooo lame smh

this would be literally me sleeping if I had a Tux plush or smth

I was even more confused than you when I saw this 💀