“Because a warlock is interred on Gothams soil.” I’m sorry, WHAT?!

The meal is plenty affordable until the wait staff demands the outrageous amount if 25%.

The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn’t really the issue.

They don’t know how to use the shift key to make capital letters. They are lost.

I have been using at minimum a 3 bladed safety razor since I was 14. I have a feeling I would obliterate my face if I tried using straight blade.

You’ve obviously not spent enough time around gym bros. I have on multiple occasions overheard conversations about using it as a butter substitute because, "…it has no calories. "

A month’s worth of rice would actually be a pretty smart choice for the money. Unfortunately that’s not how that pittance will be spent.

You may want to. You will eventually be interacting with them. Or your kids will.

If my child is on twitch, I can reasonably assume it’s for game streaming. If my child is on pornhub, I can assume they are watching pornography. I dont like having that line blurred.

Disagree. Hated Ash as a kid, was momentarily happy thinking we might get a new protagonist. Hopes dashed by magic pokemon tears.

You have to keep saying it because it’s not true. I’ve known artists who have seen their work stolen. Until then I never truly understood the hurt it causes them. I watched a normally jovial friend spiral into anger and depression. Sure, pirating some garbage Marvel movie isn’t going to impact much. But you take that same mindset and scale it down, and now you are hurting real people.

“The only thing that would be necessary for them to create things prolifically would be to ensure their ability to live …” We can already do this. It’s called paying them. Your entire argument is people would make things for free as long as they could get money. Do you realize how nonsensical that sounds?

The people supporting rfk are the same nutjobs who supported Stien and Johnson. Those are not conservative losses.

Every election year I hear about this magical 3rd party that will save us from our shit choices. The only thing a third party would do is split democratic voters, leading to even more republican wins. Despite what left leaning media bubbles say, Republicans are not unhappy. They don’t want a 3rd party for themselves and they will keep voting R until the grim reaper rips them from this plane of existence.

Seeing red flags everywhere is a red flag.

More like: Nintendo, “here is an HD remake of that old game you wanted.”

Fans, “We don’t want to pay for old games!”

Agnostic-atheists are honest. Nostic-atheists are hubristic, fools.

Extreme medical intervention does not count as surviving outside the womb.

Fun fact, no one who was aborted ever had the cognitive ability to give a shit. Your empathy is so high into overdrive that you believe you can feel like a fetus.

Can it survive outside the womb? If not, its still part of the mother and entirely her decision to remove it from her body.

Will it kill the mother? She takes priority as a living, thriving person with goals and aspirations.