Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Fortha Bartha

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

It’s stormfront v2.

What? No. What does that have to do with anything? I’m talking about names like Draco Malfoy.

I’ll take that as canon given her other extremely obvious names

Top-left, bottom-middle, bottom-right

And a mall ninja sword

I’m $100k in the hole due to boomer parents telling me to get student loans for college since they blew all their money on stupid investment schemes, so can I give you an IOU or maybe like a hug or a handshake or something?

Definitely won’t be missed

The OP’s image looks like one of those “ye olde deep fried memes” that grandpas like to talk about