Think he’s going to want to win the hearts of the military pretty soon.

One hedgehog short of a dozen.

Why does it matter? Trump ignores the constitution regularly.

Oh no don’t make papa Elon cry.

B-b-but he’s a right wing Christian now. Surely he’s innocent.

“Polarized”? I can’t recall anything since 9/11 that has united left and right as much as this event.

Oh, you mean polarized the rich from the poor.

I don’t doubt things are going very well for him. He’s out of jail, hitting the links, and bribes are pouring in.

Oh no how unfortunate.

This isn’t sports, or even a parliamentary system. You don’t have to just accept whoever “your” party nominates.

Running the country like a business.

Fuck everyone who voted for him. This is on you.

Trust what? That he’s corrupt and this is a mafia-style shakedown?

Wow, thanks, AI! Brilliant as always. Time to glue cheese to my pizza.

Nothing can penetrate his laminated face.

Running America like one of his businesses.

“It contains potassium benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

Bwahahaha. What a crybaby. Wasted $25,000,000, did we, felon?

“Uhm, how dare they, you know, stick to principles and long term self-interest when, you know, how dare they threaten me with money?! Go fuck yourselves!”

Oh no how unfortunate.

Ramen.

And a distressing number of tankies in many prominent instances.