Regulators: “There’s this thing called the web…”

Google: “Yeah, we own it”

Apple: “We kind of hate it”

Firefox: “Can I just have some money?”

Microsoft: “We already know what you’re gonna say”

Regulators: “See, that’s the whole problem…”

Imagine if besides the right to bear arms, there were also hospitals for the bears.

EU: you guise tell me when you’ve got something decent

Unfortunately, statistics don’t vote.

But he’s gonna bring back the jobs, right?

Who knew that the solution was to keep adding people to the list of potential victims.

He’s just a long time supporter

Imagine if Luigi also made the move to hand the bounty to someone who needs it.

That’s why I feel progress should be made by leveraging capitalism instead of nuking it.

In its very perverted logic, this assassination is good for capitalism. Every CEO can ask for a raise now.

Do we have sauce?

When you vote to deport grandma but still take her presents on christmas.

To be fair, inflation is better, but it’s also valid to question how it’s being calculated and if it really reflects how much money people can have at the end of the month.

When they go low, we so high that no one can see us 👋

It’s entirely possible.

Nobody is going to put an elected present in jail. It’s game over.

Folks who voted for concepts of a healthcare plan have nothing to fear, I’m sure.

It seems that Harris only talked very specifically about price-gouging and didn’t generally address inequality, jobs, etc. She was afraid of sounding like Bernie and too willing to lean right. And still got called a communist.

Or maybe the post-pandemic presidency was always going to lose against the pre-pandemic one.

‘member when Americans apologised to the world for re-electing Bush?

Yeah. They didn’t mean it.