You are a driver of something that moves at the speed of a drunk turtle. Over there is something that is also moving at the speed of a drunk turtle.
Now, you’re both moving through an ocean. There aren’t a lot of obstacles out here in the ocean, very few trees. Even fewer schoolchildren.
Your goal is to not hit the other slow thing. Just don’t hit the other slow thing. Move, but don’t hit the other slow thing. You should see them coming from, literally, miles away. Don’t hit them.
Not for me. I… Don’t have leaks? I know where my water shutoff is if I need it.
I like owning.
Extras are something I miss from modern movie distribution.
After finishing a movie you could watch the deleted scenes and behind the scenes and such. I rarely did the commentary watch of the movie but it was cool that it was there.
Hi. Are you having a stroke.
That’s 4 more than I expected.
Electric cars have no transmission. If you buy electric, there are no stick shifts because electric cars only have one gear (with very few exceptions, and even then you’d just have 2 gears.)
Idk how this plays into the joke, but it’s a neat fact.
That’s a complicated way to say “cool” and “cooler.”
I’ll second moshidon. It gets bonus points for letting you see your followed hashtags. Or something like that. There’s something with hashtags that you can’t do in the web browser that you can do with apps. Moshidon does that thing.
Maybe where you live. Here? Clean booties go to sexy jail.
“Why does there gotta be so many psudo-scientific internet ‘laws’ of common human behavioral archetypes with a half baked Wikipedia entry?”
Because of SmokeyDope’s law.
"If more than two humans ever exhibit the same behavior or particular complex that eventually there will be some armchair academic undergrad who will attempt to needlessly define it just to get to say “complex-fancy-sirname’s law” "
This is the correct answer
Senpai noticed me!!
For those who don’t know the references, it’s a short creepy comic:
http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-0.html
And this girl:
Would have been great if the student said “yes but it will increase another fundamental joy, one that lasts longer than the breastfeeding stage of infants”
History teacher told us that NASA found alien machines on the dark side of the moon.
Midway through his speech he fell asleep in his seated walker, woke up shortly after and then the been rang.
He was neither physically nor mentally fit to be a teacher.
(You’re good, steam deck 2 soon is very unlikely)
Forget that, it’ll have TF3.
You can’t unlock and move the taskbar anymore!?!?
Checks out. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cpac-banner-domestic-terrorists/