I’m currently employed but I’m gonna try this because it sounds fun.

Would

You’re already here

In my coping with the horrors of the world, I like to think this is run by a hidden AGI to wack its ideological opponents.

What’s old is new again

Ubuntu, Linux Mint, Fedora, Arch Linux, Slitaz, OpenSUSE, Manjaro, Debian, Crunchbang, Android.

Shine on you crazy diamond

John Brown

I think I just had a dissociative flashback.

We are fortunate then, that the upcoming generation of conservatives cannot read.

Big year for Tuberculosis

You haven’t heard? AI is going to automatically deny all those claims, problem solved.

I’ll take ten right now

It would be funnier reversed

Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.

Not to be annoying but it is in fact your business

If they could read, they’d be pissed.