I feel like I’m lucky now if they’re even willing to SELL me the utility that used to come standard.

More than half the time, when the new, sleek product gets rid of functionality, the response to, “How do I do all the things I need to do?” is essentially, “You don’t!”

And if you ask to keep using the previous product, the response is, “No.”

Is that the one with the eye?

That was awesome.

Let Vivec go!

Apple trees are both mommies and daddies.

Big ears!

Are the “good guys” still kaiju? I mean, I know the good monsters are still kaiju. But is, like, Ultraman a kaiju?

To load the gun. Pay attention!

That edit made my day.

Our enemies are both terrifyingly strong and laughably weak.

That kitty’s gazin’.

It’s inane to say “always has.” You can easily make the point that they’ve become pretty damn shitty, though.

They are even known to be able to perform this on two chicks at the same time

There is absolutely no possible way this was a coincidence, and I applaud it.