We were headed down the conservative path, strange to think that the Trump regime saved our asses by being so insufferably horrible that the entire country woke up. Very grateful today that we have a functional adult behind the wheel during this difficult period

I’ve been watching the “Kai” version which cuts out the bulk of the powering up… there’s still a lot

Everything changed when the penguin nation attacked

"Research has identified that the Goatse Man is in fact named Kirk Johnson, or at least goes by that name online. He is the same person who appears on Bottleguy and Detroit Hardcore, as confirmed by the mole at the top left corner of his anus- the chances of another practitioner of anal stretching having a mole in the same place is extraordinarily unlikely. It is this analysis that ties hello.jpg and the contents of gap.zip to the name of Kirk Johnson. It is also a supposed “fact” that Kirk is french, however this is likely to stem from a BME article about anal stretching featuring a french practitioner who is not Kirk Johnson, and therefore this rumour is likely to simply be xenophobia

Goatse was identified by his butthole picture

Spez is also a cocksucker

A shotgun shell loaded with Benadryl instead of buck shot (or rock salt)

You mean the smash hit 2003 documentary The Core?

We also had a pretty major phase about pondering orbs

So when does the all out manhunt with every possible available resource deployed to find the killer begin?

There’s only so many CEOs and billionaires

Tony the Taiga