I’m not sticking my dick in crazy.

But I hate that one side always gets dirty, it’s friggin’ hard to clean once it’s all stood up. Can’t they use mats when they start? SMDH

Da Bomb suppository.

Flaming Cheetos eye drops.

Do not wash sensitive areas with mint anything. Trust me, that’s a kind of fresh you do not want.

Oh I’m compassionate on hot spices, but if it’s just for me? GAME ON, LET’S SWEAT

Ingredients I always ignore the amount given in recipes:

Garlic, lime juice, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, chocolate chips, raisins. There’s probably more.

Found the clits.

Tell me more about these beef wings…

No, she will not be mad while she’s gone.

“It’s two better than 67.”

Dad eats all the 69s and leaves the kid with a plate of L.

The guy sweating? He IS the manager.

This is how you check the pee level in the balls.

“I fell in to a ring of fire.”

Oh, we’re losing? Let’s fight HARDERER!!!

This is exactly why I’ve abandoned One Piece. It was readily apparent in the manga, the show is the same.

dawn-ays moy le croys-ant

The planter behind the table that is around the corner from the service counter at KFC where they cannot see me.

Yeah, sure, but I’ve never wanted to fuck a pickup or feel its boobs.