Plastic bags bring glory to your home.

I’ve used SolidWorks for over 20 years, it is NOT the right tool for 2D layouts. That’s what Draftsight was for, before they killed it.

You pirate away, good luck with trojans and viruses. I’ll use Onshape.

SolidWorks isn’t the right tool for 2D. And if it was, Onshape has a free tier.

She’s entirely undressed.

Pretty sure that’s Eminem.

Ketamine poisoning.

KinkPad FTW

There is an “i”, it in the A hole.

Folding phones are hardly a necessary advance. They’re the next 3D TV.

For free???

Driving? You’re fine.

Drifting? You’ll get yer peepee whacked.

Let me try again.

Bless you.

I hope Cheeto visits Canada. I’ll make sure to have some nice over-ripe durians ready to balistically gift to his face.

Screw that limited thinking, we’re turning these things into skyscraper windows. Sure, your world will look green and murky, but you won’t need blinds, and you’ll get much needed oxygen into that dusty old cube farm you call “work”.

Yes, it is.

It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.

Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it’s impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don’t actually burn, that’s just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.

Prove me wrong.