I’m pretty libertarian but I’ve also seen the spray paint section of Home Depot so no thanks

You thought Bernie was gonna win?

A police officer recently got scared by a falling acorn thinking it was a gunshot. He then mag dumped dozens of rounds into his own squad car thinking it was the man he had in custody (handcuffed, searched for weapons already, and trapped inside).

Luckily he struck with police precision. Meaning he missed every single shot and the guy was unharmed physically. Now he quit his job due to public ridicule.

This meme jokes by extending the conspiracy theories around Taylor swift to include dropping the acorn.

If you’re willing to commit outright fraud, lots of crime is easy. But also the penalty for ever being discovered can be severe.

They also didn’t deny it happened. They would check logs before paying out.

Oh honey it’s not real

Where is the per state data? I’m interested

It turns out climate change is bad for business. Better shut them up because the oil lobbyists say we’ll be fine.

Not the asshole. 20 and 17 are old enough to handle adult situations and information. If you didn’t tell them, they’d be left wondering.

And they’d probably never stop asking.

And wonder who the new man is whose around moms place…

she’s a black woman? Seems like that’s enough for a lot of people.

Thanks! My son also has this toy

Don’t ignore the mystery part. With the migrant boat the outcome was immediately known. The sub outcome was unknown and people love to wonder.

Mr. Freeze was a brand of freezies.