As an American woman, I’m just waiting for the day they disable my credit card… that’s how the show starts out.

Not only republican jesus but Mormon Jesus. Extra disapproving.

Don’t tell that to a Mormon

Depends on who you ask

Oh definitely. Context is everything.

Imagine getting hit with “K.”

Seems like you already know where

I know this is, like, counter to your argument, which I fully agree with, but… I am triggered by the lack of periods at the end of your paragraphs.

If you’re looking for a philosophical viewpoint on this, “The Unbearable Lightness of Being” will fuck with your head.

Mmm… 64 slices of American cheese…