There are no actual atheists who write, let alone visit, this website.

Master with a capital? Seriously?

There was no indication of this (continued /s).

…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

Did you mean to get the most unattractive to all parties view of it?

That’s not how a two party system works.

If it’s anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Remember to don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.

Bonus multi-coloured toe beans.

Another problem is there is nowhere to go. None of their neighbors want to take them in.

You know he’s not paying for it, either.

You can try to pet bears at least one time.

What fear does Montana have of a terrorist attack?

What a ballsack.