Oh yes, quince is also a good ingredient for apple cider. Unfortunately not easy to get these days. If you can get your hands on some, they also can be made into excellent jam.

If you can get your hands on pears, add pears to the apples, at a ratio of about 1/4.

Surströmming is not a food, it’s a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

Everyone gangsta until you show up to pay your mortgage with a Tommy gun.

How would a snail wear trousers?

Even funnier would be the man himself being hit in the face by a manhole cover returning from outer space one day.

Stanley Kubrick was hired by NASA to fake the moon landing, however, he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting the exterior scenes on location, so they had to go to the moon anyway.

Go Earth!

Congratulations, you just invented a new method of generating electricity…

Oh wait, it’s steam again.

Just look inside deeper, how a lot of the electricity is made, and you’ll find your steam.

The overwhelming majority of the Nazis who fled to South America after WW2 fared quite well there, so it wasn’t that much of a mistake on their part.

Nazis fleeing to Argentinia before the war is over? This branch of reality is broken in so many ways.

It’s some deadly rodent virus you apparently pick up by going on a cruise.

even if they don’t speak german.

Don’t worry, they will be reminded to do so.

Simply press your thumb on the muzzle, this will stop the bullet from coming all the way out. This way you won’t lose it and can reuse it later.

Be careful with that method, it can yield false results if the weapon is loaded, but not cocked. Better make sure to cock it first before pulling the trigger. Same applies when the safety is on.

Let’s combine them into a refreshing cocktail. Noro-Hantarona Spritz!

People with positions of leadership in businesses and political organisations routinely tend to be like that.

Unfortunately, they do. People seem to think because of all the assistance systems in modern cars, they don’t need to pay attention anymore. My daily commute on a narrow country road with largely no centre line has become a harrowing adventure in the past couple years. Idiots are increasingly driving in the middle of, or even on the wrong side of the road. These days even a solid centre line is becoming a mere suggestion.