Jokes on you, I’m useless all the time

This is why I’m sleep deprived

Thank God dishwashers are not that common in my country because I’m sure stupid people would use it like this.

Imagine hitting your pinky toe with that shit

I’ve always seen #2 until you mentioned the top-down perspective

Am I the only one who likes it?

Lol for some moments I forgot he was an actual president for a while and couldn’t believe it

One more reason to hate Windows and Microsoft.

Samsung always following Apple with it’s shitty marketing. “Titanium” is a feature now. Fuckin clowns.

I have the S7+ and is awesome. The ultra must be crazy.

Looks more real than the shit they presented

Holly shit. Literally.

Wow your skin is amazing

What really upset me though was the privacy aspect of it. Imagine your friend wants to show you a meme or something, and you suddenly see an ad with an LGBT couple on it on his/her phone. If that was me I would immediately think they’re being targeted with that ad for a reason. And like, I don’t have a problem being part of the LGBT community, but this thing could out me to everyone without me being ready you know? What if I want to play a YouTube video for my family and I get a targeted recommendation? That would be a problem for me.

Joke’s on you: Those extra miles required extra energy so we’re burning more calories a day than the bottoms.

I’ve been doubting my sexuality lately and I freaked out when Google recommended an ad with LGBT couple on it. Not even my friends or family know that side of me.

So you’re saying you program without a translucent mini map showing your location or whatever? Shame on you.

Good reminder that no matter how deep in your programming career you are, there will always be a JS snippet you won’t be able to understand.

Took me a minute