I’m surprised that guy is upright with the shocking lack of gluteus he has

She’s not a Targaryan. We don’t give a fuck.

https://mashable.com/article/smartphone-biometrics-dead-body-touch-id-face-id

Might be outdated, though

It is hit or miss. The fingerprint button is also looking for the electrical signals of a living person. Apparently, that doesn’t end immediately upon death.

I’m partial to the tufted titmouse

Can’t be compelled to testify against a spouse

You’ve got to be a snowflake and a half to get triggered by a recommendation

I got old

Self criticism

That’s fine, but protecting abortion has proven to be a far greater motivator in the Democrats’ favor

It’s quite a feat if I get fewer than 4000 steps in any given day, and I have a desk job.

Until I wake up naturally instead of by an alarm clock or a cat attacking my toes

I want to go to sleep

Lügen - Rammstein

Advanced Marathoning