I regret not being born rich, got everything else. Haha. /moneybuysmorethanhappiness /fuckcapitalism

On my list after I properly figure out how to play Minecraft beta version fully independent from Microsoft

… Remembering every password?

Jk I probably should, but I’m slightly conspiratorially minded on account of being proven right by Facebook and apple and Spotify and google and…

But the sentences have to be related… Sausages are good; a bun and relish make sausages taste really good!

A lot of root beer is flavored with wintergreen.

skeletor running away

Wasn’t this cat discovered a year ago?

I guess its not a coincidence that my favorite artist lives a very private life.

Whatever is intelligent, people trip over themselves and trample each other to do the opposite.

Getting a ps4 emulator to play bloodborne after my ps4 shit the bed is very much “dumping consoles”

I was calling this 5 years ago and was called a loon.

Like history doesn’t repeat or something.

Realistic: “I probably can’t do that twice but it was still cool as shit!”

Ah, shitty parents are grand

What’s that gif from?