And when the sniper gets paid off?
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Cake day: June 24th, 2023
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That’s what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:
121·8 months agoHas he been paying taxes already?
I just realized that’s how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he’s talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you’re excited about something doesn’t feel great.
The other takeaway is my wife isn’t mean, I just talk a lot.
I’m already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.
It’s had the opposite effect for me, in the past when I’d catch myself doom scrolling I had only pulled the phone out to make sure I hadn’t missed a message and then just didn’t put it back down.
Now I’ll just glance at the watch and see if it’s important or not.
I do most of my meal making on the stovetop, but I never bake without preheating.
I don’t see any attempts to logic, it’s just fewer steps:
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turn on oven
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put frozen pizza in
versus
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turn on oven
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wait
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put frozen pizza in
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231·1 year agoCool!
Never underestimate the value of a good asbestos regimen.
2·1 year agoLike working on cars. Oh wait…
I’m holding out for ButtSharpies, not really the change I want to be in the world though.
I think these two barrels pointing at my head are entirely unrelated, honestly.