Rocket league

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Considering the stories about tithing, and Jesus saying that it’s “easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” I think that’s exact what Christianity says.

The left has lost their minds! One year olds should carry their pregnancies to term, think about the children!!

Taking a screen shot with your eyes

And that’s bad? I’m confused

Encourage us before a performance?

I do this and just hope that a fully formed thought pops out of my subconscious. Crazy thing is… it works.

They have to be their party functions on cognitive dissonance. You can’t be a hardcore republican and face reality on its own terms.

Far too generous a comparison for Addison

We are living in the worst timeline

Picks cat up for non disciplinary hug

Cat panics and scratches the shit out of you

Feed me Seymour

Not to mention there was a similar expression in use at the time in the east using an elephant. The verse is pretty unambiguous.

The U.S. won’t even let other countries vote for socialism, you think they’re gonna let it happen here?

And then realized that hitler was actually a pretty good guy, the best guy, not better than me, but really great. The whole thing was a hoax though, a witch hunt, blah blah, A lot of really good people on both sides, blah blah, poisoning the blood of our country, blah blah Jewish space lasers.

Yeah it’s a bit less than subtle now

The Old Testament only applies when it’s convenient

Mentally unstable is a part of his charm for them