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Cake day: May 31st, 2023

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  • I assume you don’t have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn’t hurt at all.

    The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That’s the thing’s whole job.

    just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage




  • Of course, but ignoring such basic physics does look silly as hell when you notice it, especially when it doesn’t feel intentional.

    Your logic could be applied to make the suit do literally anything, but I’ll bet if it had the power to grant three wishes you’d find it silly too. And that would at least be an intentional choice rather than feeling like an oversight.

    Superman is even less close to reality, but it still looks funny to me when he picks up a building and somehow it doesn’t collapse. Does he have magic powers to give the building walls super strength? Or did the writers not think beyond “Supes strong, Supes pick up big heavy.” It felt very silly once I happened to think about it.

    Doesn’t make either of them bad, just makes me chuckle.