This is so insulting… to anyone with a knob. I don’t want a JD Vance in my pants, neither literally nor metaphorically.

He didn’t have the same experience. He was born with +20 charisma and wisdom, and intrinsic spellcasting. It’s no more a real experience than Elon playing Diablo.

Think you’ll find ‘Charleston Heston’ was the dance number performed to, “Don’t it Taste just like your Mammy’s?”, in the musical version of Soylent Green.

Obligatory ‘yo momma’.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That’s why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There’s a bug in the rule.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

All you need is lub, bah ba dada dah…

I use BetterOpenWith. It lets you set defaults or gives you a selection of apps to choose from for a wide variety of file types / protocols:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aboutmycode.betteropenwith

You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

Missing the apostrophe

618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?

From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.

Military issue poop explode