What if I’m not strong enough to princess-carry my wife?
I haven’t tried, but it looks difficult and scared I’ll drop her
For me, it’s to be held like an object in bed. Weird how nature do that.
No, that’s the cure for male loneliness
The cure for male loneliness is estrogen.
men can get carried by knights too yes
wot if we 👉👈 took turns wearing the armour 👉👈 and carrying each other 👉👈 princess style 🥺👸🧑🚒
Hope you don’t have plate armor on your arms, or you’ll be giving princess some new scars.
nsfw tag pweease
[Genuine] Why? We’re not seeing anything lewd etc in there.
[still joking] please
ala
meli lon insa pi len kiwen li pona mute
I can offer “over the shoulder like a sack of grain”
Princess carry is really awkward.
finnish wife carry
You win your wife’s weight in beer if you win the race. So you have to select a woman who is large enough to get you a lot of beer but small enough that you can still win.
