No, that’s the cure for male loneliness
men can get carried by knights too yes
wot if we 👉👈 took turns wearing the armour 👉👈 and carrying each other 👉👈 princess style 🥺👸🧑🚒
Hope you don’t have plate armor on your arms, or you’ll be giving princess some new scars.
nsfw tag pweease
[Genuine] Why? We’re not seeing anything lewd etc in there.
[still joking] please
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meli lon insa pi len kiwen li pona mute
The cure for male loneliness is estrogen.
What if I’m not strong enough to princess-carry my wife?
I haven’t tried, but it looks difficult and scared I’ll drop her
I can offer “over the shoulder like a sack of grain”
Princess carry is really awkward.
finnish wife carry
You win your wife’s weight in beer if you win the race. So you have to select a woman who is large enough to get you a lot of beer but small enough that you can still win.

For me, it’s to be held like an object in bed. Weird how nature do that.







