If I owned a place and did drug testing I am going with the 45 dollar guy instead of the hospital. This guy single handedly shut down 3 drug testing places inside doctors offices. And in the pain clinic is really hurting because apparently they max billed the insurance for the test.
I’ll test your drugs for free!
test results were inconclusive. please provide additional samples.
to run drug tests you need six figure range machine (when new), maybe 5 euro worth of plastic (spe column, eppendorfs, pipette tips), couple ml of acetonitrile and maybe 10min of machine time. it can run 24/7 and if you find anything you can do more detailed analysis. bro’s not earning shit, he’s paying down the machines (and maintenance)
It just seems like he tests it like a cop tests drugs. He sticks some do hicky in it and which ever colors light up or whatever he compares to a clip board and there you go.
what kinda drug tests are we talking about here? i’m talking about the kind where you send piss sample and then get result, or in fact hundreds of results. you need to make sure all your paperwork is complete and lab is certified and so on because someone might say that results are legally invalid
the process is a bit more involved, samples need tracking and monitoring and storage and preparation, and if it’s like you describe then guy’s sketchy and won’t survive audit
I swear to god OP must be a malfunctioning bot or something with all these posts, or possibly a psyop to see how many posts it takes to make the general public go insane from reading them.
They are describing piss tests in the OP but then they reply as if they’re talking about testing the drugs themselves (and that this guy supposedly took him in the secure back lab and showed them how the drugs are tested with a ‘doohickey’??). It’s absolute absurdity.
I can buy a drug testing kit from the pharmacy for like $5-$10. They’re right next to the pregnancy tests.
