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minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months ago“Can I get it out of the trash for free?”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up27·3 months agoNo customers behind the counter. We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.
minus-squareCrayonRosary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·3 months agoThat’s when you spit on the trash sandwich.
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months agoWhat’s he going to do, pass up a free sandwich? In this economy?
minus-squareCrayonRosary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoAt that point, yes.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months ago“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months ago“Deal!” goes bobbing for bacteria
“Can I get it out of the trash for free?”
No customers behind the counter.
We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.
That’s when you spit on the trash sandwich.
“Still free, right?”
No, spit costs extra
Awww!
What’s he going to do, pass up a free sandwich? In this economy?
At that point, yes.
“Woo-hoo!”
“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”
“Deal!”
goes bobbing for bacteria