James and the Giant Peach vibes.
Off-brand though.
Jeff and the excessively sized pumpkin.
It’s giving James And The Giant Peach.
My latent boomer genes are activating upon hearing that phrase
This makes me wonder if he’s carrying a magical ring somewhere very important
I know there’s a pumpkin boat race in the US… oregon I think. And im pretty sure one in canada as well :3 I stumbled upon content of one of the people who would participate talking about how they grow the pumpkins and pick the best ones for the race. Interesting stuff overall
https://parks.tualatinoregon.gov/events/pumpkin-regatta/
Tualatin specifically, which is a small city in the Portland Metro…
There’s also one in Kasterlee, Belgium
There should be a modified class. Wherein a certain percentage of the weight can be physical mods, like a bow for reduced resistance. Oar locks, etc. No power, though.
And, a battle class. Last one floating wins.
pumpkin boat fight!
I really appreciate the choice of jacket
I mean… you want to be easily spotted if something goes wrong with your pumpkin but safety yellow would just clash.
Dudes will see this and say “hell yeah”
Chicks will see this and say “hell yes!”
Cinderella will see this and say “That’s my pumpkin! I don’t know you!”
That girl ain’t right
James and the Giant Peach will see this and say “Pfft, amateur.”
My first though was Roald Dahl!
Damariscotta, Maine has a giant pumpkin fest that includes these type of “boats” for a regatta and races. It’s a fun weekend!
First impressions was that this was Tualatin, Oregon. This is a yearly event!
How do they stop them from rolling over?
If youre sitting in it low enough I think it would be fine. As long as the center of gravity is below the waterline.
Pumpkins in Oregon are magic.
He raised that pumpkin just to kill it and play in its skin. And vegans say we’re the monsters? Deplorable 😭
this sparks joy 😊
Paul and the giant pumpkin
That movie made me so damn hungry for cantaloupe
Raised?
The stellar education system is at it again.
Yes, he himself
El Cinderello
What happens if they are still in the water after the palace clocktower strikes midnight?
This is after the midnight.
If Tim Burton is short of ideas for another film, this could be his The Straight Story. (He won’t need to resort to any tricks to get in the shot of some spooky pumpkins that is his trademark.)
