If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

He doesn’t care. He’s just into the gay stuff.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

Soap? Yeah me too

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

Fake News!

He is not going to GIVE it away, he is going to SELL it! Duh!!!

Chess is a strange game. For me, the only winning move, is not to play at all.

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

Smithers, release the hounds 👏

‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila

My first though was Roald Dahl!

An Earthling???

::Pete Hegseth has entered the chat::

Marry me?

‘That’s the sound of millions of inbred morons screaming in impotent rage, and were suddenly silenced’