Next secretary is already announced, don’t worry!
Now that’s a challenging wank.
Where’s the Viking beard
I don’t think their boobs are big enough for them to be qualified to be White House Press Secretary.
USA outstupids itself daily.
Hold my beer.
The lettuce lasted longer the she did.
And as such, and US Americans, there to for, and as such.
I personally believe, that, US americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have the answer and I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US, it should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Amen.
Sounds like her
bossex-boss
The cult in power forgot to add a skill requirement for the pretty-face spokesperson. 🤦♂️
Well, it’s how they usually do things, i guess.
If I’ve learned something in my time working with hardcore repugnants they give zero fucks about actual skill. In no particular order, these are what they hire based on…
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Looks
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Ass-kissing
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Banging the boss
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Being related or at least BFFs with someone
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Bribes
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Blackmail
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The lettuce lasted longer again
Get fired from any government job any%
Probably a WR.
She lasted only 0.45 Scaramucci.
Fired in five days,
Less than a Scaramucci,
All the best people!
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funny how she is worst than Ms Karoline.
Karoline Leavitt’s ability to shamelessly lie was impressible. Horrifying and evil, but impressive. I assume that Zacharia was simply not qualified at shamelessly lying?
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As consolation, Zachariah was allowed to give President Trump one last HJ before being escorted by security from the White House.
The lettuce is still grocery store fresh
Might even be better now .?
Gotta let some of the pesticides evaporate to get that condensed pesticide outer crust ::chefs kiss::
Name checks out
The only bees that make milk.
We should start using sliced avocados
Cut apples in half and time how long it takes to turn brown
Driscoll’s raspberries.
How little vetting must have gone into the decision? Dubious claims of being an attorney aside, if they had done any sort of mock press conference her complete lack of public speaking ability should have been evident.
Background checks at fast food restaurants are more thorough than the vetting process that goes into Whitehouse staff in this admin. Would not be surprised if it’s chock full of spies.
In a sane world after all the “fallout” from finding out they did zero vetting with a lot of iSSe goons you’d think they’d start doing a tad better for higher profile positions.
But then again in a sane world iSSe wouldn’t exist and this orange kid diddler would be fucking locked up in jail
If you wm has skills for this job (or maybe you already do) would you be willing to apply of the last person quit because the president used her as decoy when there was a real threat.
I think only dumb people would still be interested. Looks like they had to wait to even find her.
But she looks like Ivanka? That’s all the qualies she needed.
I don’t want to stick up for Ivanka since she is a garbage person but Katie looks like Temu Ivanka. Or like if you were going to make a porn that’s thinly veiled Ivanka fanfic. I’m not even a fashion girlie but that girl looks kind of a mess. Like she just rolled out of bed, smeared on some brows without her glasses and stumbled up to the podium. Don’t get me wrong, their insides will always be the ugliest insides ever, but those outsides are no prize. I’ve legit seen junkies on the onramp who looked more put together.
She actually wore a coat that said “I don’t really care, do you?” if I recall
Trump isn’t a fashion person. He doesn’t care about fashion or how “put together” she looks. She’s a thin, blonde, white woman with similar enough features to his daughter. Close enough for Trump
Trump isn’t a fashion person.
I mean, have you seen the way he dresses?
She has maralago face. A super high end one, but it’s like looking at a robot.
Now that you mention it, I saw a junkie outside the WAWA In Ft Lauderdale that was way hotter, but emotionally the same kind of mess probably
That’s my kind of lady.
The vetting is Does she look like Trumps daughter Will she let Trump fuck her
That’s pretty much it
I think it comes from the conservative mindset that someone competent and capable in one field will be similarly competent and capable in other fields
Simply put: They believe in a hierarchy. Some people are imherently better at everything than others
She was competent and capable in her previous role of being an ass kisser. Because she was able to butter Trump up, it was assumed she would be good at any role, and she had “the look” Trump wanted (she looked like his daughter)
It’s just “is she hot”, that’s all they care about. Also, their idea of hot is terrifying.
It’s just “is she hot”, that’s all they care about.
But that’s the thing…she’s not.
She is to them, they find that surgery look attractive.
Oh man, she only lasted half a mooch.
Idk, 5 business days seems like a full working mooch?
A mooch is 11 regular days so she’s really not even a full half mooch.
I figure a Zacharia is the metric equivalent…
A Temu Ivanka
Half a mooch is now a Zacharia
Even Solomon Grundy had a better run.
Who the hell dresses like a flight attendant for their first Whitehouse press appearance? (Besides her)
Maybe she had a job interview right after?
She left the job to run her new successful brass nipple company? Bripple?
LMFAO, this is awesome
