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I code
The requirements said three words, that’s how know you’re a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.
I fix things.
“Refrigerator Wifi Firmware”
3 words, but my job is still bullshit.
You are the firmware?
So you’re the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!
I Beer Lego
I jerk off.
I fix/break things.
I write code. ✔️ Real job.
I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.
I jack lumber.
I jack off
Everybody do the flop!
I break software
Hello there, fellow QA
I make babies.
I like Turtles.
i design graphics
I heal people
Is this a war on being specific?
If a fisherman says “I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat”, is that a bullshit job?
If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss’ ego describes his job as “I encourage excellence” does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?
“I encourage excellence” - Chef Excellence
I do nothing
✅ Real job
