-a person terrified of butterflies

-covered themselves in fruit juice??

-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over

-became the butterfly god

I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed

Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

When they text you “I’m on my way” and ignore your: please don’ts

some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps

Not everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.