This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of their own orifices. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits,…
  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 month ago

    “REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO”

    …

    “REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM”
    “STATES HE WAS IN THE SHOWER ‘WAS BORED’ WHEN PT PLACED SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO RECTUM”

    Same guy, different visit right?