This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of their own orifices. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits,…
i can see how one could fit a pen into his penis, but safe to say, my member is too small for headphones, chess piece or batteries
The thermometer is really risky business if not electric, which from the shape I assume it wasn’t…