Pineapple on pizza is good. The haters have the palate of a 2 year old.

Pineapple is good and not even particularly controversial despite how much the haters seem to want to make it. There was a place I used to live near that did a “cheeseburger” pizza with ground hamburger, onions, pickles, and mustard. I fucking loved it but that thing was CONTROVERSIAL

I’ll never understand why people argue about subjective opinions. Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato. If you don’t like it, don’t put pineapple on your pizza and shut up about other people’s decisions.

It’s been 16 hours since this has been posted, and no opposing factions have formed yet. What’s gonna come next? Tolerance for both vim and emacs? /s

related German satire: https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/09/ananas-pizza.html

Personally I’m far more concerned with the amount of sauce I’ve been seeing on pizza than people’s choice of toppings, but i honestly don’t mind pineapple. The right amount and I find it a nice sweet flavor that goes nice with spicy toppings like jalapeno.

On the sauce thing, It’s getting to the point where it’s easier to list places that don’t just give you cheesy bread with a microscopic level of sauce because apparently that’s the norm around here.

Here’s the original before the edit, enjoy…

Pickle cake is like cake
but it’s got pickles

See? I can ruin good things too!

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