How can I be healthy? I just found out eating raw pasta is almost instantly fatal and I died 25+ years ago.

Wi-fi sucks in the afterlife.

I remember reading this is actually a myth and comes from the idea that birds will explode if you feed them rice. The volume stays the same because the water ends up going into the rice.

Poor dog. Only 14 months old? Sometimes I lose faith in humanity.

We are having AIs having mental breakdowns before GTA 6

Yet, they refused to wear masks during COVID because they assured everyone that it is impossible to breathe while wearing one.

I hope lemmy.world does not implement age verification under pressure from the UK. Lots of users are using VPN’s to circumvent that on some instances already.