• Transporter Room 3
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      2210 months ago

      I know a guy who went through 5 cats in a few months because he was getting them, letting them out, and they were getting hit by cars since he lives on a super busy road that has heavy semi traffic.

      It really reminds me of that one joke “I keep having to buy a new car because my neighbors dog keeps eating it” " it sounds like you’re just feeding cats to the neighbors dog"

      Dude just didn’t seem to grasp simple addition that his new cat + outside in a bad area = squish

      • Ann Archy
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        310 months ago

        What, he was like “huh Snuffy hasn’t been around for a few days. Welp, time to get a new cat I suppose!” every two weeks?

    • @[email protected]
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      310 months ago

      The only cat I’ve had that I’ve felt okay with letting roam was a stray that came to us declawed, so he was mostly harmless. We still ended up making him an inside cat because we caught him sneaking into the neighbor’s house to steal their cat’s food and poop in its litterbox.

      • @[email protected]
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        1310 months ago

        Declawed cats are a coyotes favorite meal. Big enough to feed the kids and cant even fight back

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          Not a lot of coyotes in our neck of the woods, but the little orange moron kept writing checks with the neighbor cats that his disarmed front paws couldn’t cash, so he was always coming back with scratches. One of the other reasons we stopped letting him out.

        • Ann Archy
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          110 months ago

          That is an oddly specific culinary preference for a wild animal to have.

            • Ann Archy
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              110 months ago

              Is that how that works though? I don’t know anything about Coyotes, but I know things generally know better than to fuck with cats.

              • @[email protected]
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                210 months ago

                … Are you asking if a coyote can eat a cat?

                Do you understand they hunt deer? Theyre not really worried about a cat with clawless arthritis, horn and hoof wounds are much bigger threats.

                Predators dont know better than to not fuck with cats, most of them know to grab them before they get up a tree.

                • Ann Archy
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                  110 months ago

                  No. I don’t know coyotes. They hunt deer? In packs? Or are they large enough to do it solo?

                  I thought these things were like mangy dogs the size of, well, a mangy dog.

                  My point is, they wouldn’t know the cat is clawless. I’d think most animals would give cats a wide berth, but then again dogs do chase them… Until they catch one and find themselves regretting it.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    110 months ago

                    They wouldnt care the cat isnt obviously clawless, they would just thank their lucky stars when the cat cant climb a tree. Coyotes dont like clawed cats because they can get up the tree, not because the claws deter them.

                    A coyote is like a mangy dog in the same way a colt 45 is like a slingshot, in that they could both throw lead. Theyre smaller than wolves, but thats like saying “oh elk arent big, theyre smaller than moose,” or “my truck isnt big, its smaller than a tank,” or “oh my floodlights arent bright, theyre dimmer than the sun.”

                    Most predators dont give cats a wide berth unless they arent hungry. But if the belly needs filling? Yum yum

        • @[email protected]
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          410 months ago

          I would never do it to a cat, but when this particular one wandered into my then-girlfriend’s house one night and decided he lived there, he was already declawed. He never seemed to suffer too badly from it, fortunately.

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        410 months ago

        But what if he was a guest there? Maybe the neighbour’s cat told him “make yourself at home?” Did you even ask him? Psh …

        • @[email protected]
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          310 months ago

          We actually found out when my wife was over visiting, and he came in through the cat door, locked eyes with her, froze, and slowly backed out of the house. 😅