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arrow-up1254arrow-down1imageCapybara birthday cake rulelemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square10linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoMeanwhile I’m 45 and still get carded for alcohol. Bitch, I’ve been drinking longer than you’ve been alive just gimme my vodka.
minus-squareRamenJunkie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoMy daughter is like this and hates it so much. People think she is in High School still and she is in her 20s.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months ago My daughter is like this (though only You ok? Did a sniper get you halfway through the comment?
minus-squareRamenJunkie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI sniped myself, but apparrently half posted instead of cancelling. So I edited it into the full comment anyway.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoTell her that she’ll start to appreciate it in her 40s to 50s when the kids don’t believe that she’s that old.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months ago Bitch, I’ve been drinking longer than you’ve been alive just gimme my vodka. That’s how the Gettysburg Address first draft started. A less literal-minded stenographer was found in time, though.
Meanwhile I’m 45 and still get carded for alcohol. Bitch, I’ve been drinking longer than you’ve been alive just gimme my vodka.
My daughter is like this and hates it so much. People think she is in High School still and she is in her 20s.
You ok? Did a sniper get you halfway through the comment?
I sniped myself, but apparrently half posted instead of cancelling.
So I edited it into the full comment anyway.
Tell her that she’ll start to appreciate it in her 40s to 50s when the kids don’t believe that she’s that old.
That’s how the Gettysburg Address first draft started. A less literal-minded stenographer was found in time, though.