my name is Kew,

and wen its nite,

or wen the moon

is shiyning brite,

and all the men

haf bin too mean -

i stay up late.

i flick the bean.

That bean’s got a six pack. That bean fucks the boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. That bean is a registered weapon. That bean gets people pregnant—regardess of gender.

I’m no good at one handed pushups.

Every stroke one push-up?