In 2007 I was in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s shitty Kia because I didn’t have a car.

We stop at a stoplight and up next to us pulls up a shiny new blue Audi, and two fratbros with popped collars and sporting Oakleys.

Their speakers are on extremely loud and blasting System of a Down, specifically “Fuck the System.”

I couldn’t help but think “Man, I’m pretty sure these guys are the system.”