Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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    2 months ago

    Jesus is also said to lure people into the faith of his father, a jealous, murderous, abuser.

    If someone told you, if you don’t worship me I’ll murder your people in droves… they probably aren’t a kind being. If they say when they return, they will “save” you from your life by killing you and everyone you know and then burning everyone that doesn’t agree with them for an eternity… they probably aren’t a good entity. Satan must have a lot to live up to to be meaner than god

    But you know, that’s just my perspective.