There’s a new party being born, the “People Who Hate People Party.”

People who hate people, come together!

“No.”

We’re kind of having trouble coming off the boards, you know.

“Are you going to be there?”

“Yeah.”

“Then I ain’t fucking coming.”

“But you’re our strongest member!”

“Fuck you!”

“That’s what I’m talking about, you asshole!”

“Fuck off!”

“Damn, we almost had a meeting going.”