• Z745812939054@lemmy.zip
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    4 months ago

    the cure for littledick syndrome is simple: buy an obscenely giant caricature of a pickup truck that serves no purpose other than to take up 4 parking spaces, then cover it with assault rifle stickers. now everyone will know exactly how big your dick is and what a tough guy you are

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      4 months ago

      You forgot the bit about rolling coal, a punisher logo, at least one thin blue line sticker, and always - always - feel the need to back into a parking space with the expertise of a 13 year old blind dog with parkinsons.

      • Mpatch@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Look here bud. I only roll coal at teslas. Oh and that dick down the road fuck that guy.