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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124arrow-down1·2 months agoIf I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I’d probably ask them is, “Can I call you a cab?”
minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 months agoI’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoWhat if you had also taken five shots in short order? The plot thickens.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoIn that case I’d be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoSounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.socialBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down4·2 months agoI’d go shot for shot with her and we’d have a fucking blast. Bunch of fucking virgins in here.
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoIt wasn’t until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don’t see drinking as a competitive activity. Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that’s usually a question of when, not if.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoEvery girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.
If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I’d probably ask them is, “Can I call you a cab?”
I’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit
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What if you had also taken five shots in short order?
The plot thickens.
In that case I’d be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.
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Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.
I’d go shot for shot with her and we’d have a fucking blast.
Bunch of fucking virgins in here.
It wasn’t until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don’t see drinking as a competitive activity.
Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that’s usually a question of when, not if.
Every girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.