Modern conservatives believe a state has the right to regulate the number of dildos in your home, but not air pollution. Funny how states’ rights always seem to apply only to conservative causes.
Why do conservatives even have to limit their dildos? Is it because if they don’t, they wouldn’t be able to stop shoving dildos inside themselves? 🤔
Legal weed!
Safe and legal abortions!
Physician assisted suicide!
Vote by mail!Wait… not like that…
Sounds like good ol’’ Oregon
I met an Oregonian who’d never seen in-person voting. Sometimes you are so fucking awesome.
Shelter cities for immigrants.
Slave owning states: My right to own slaves!
Also slave owning states: You can’t say they’re free because they go to your state! Federal government, please block that state’s rights!
The right only supports state rights when they are oppressive policies that aren’t ready to be implemented federally.
