I mean, we all learned that is the best way to reduce cases…
MAGAts are bringing so many good things to America.
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Makes sense, they don’t want any harm done to their own species
When we said the US were becoming a shithole… we didn’t expect them to become one so literally.
Speak for yourself.
You’ll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we’ve been doing around irrigation laws is what’s causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
wait, haven’t you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
Exactly why I don’t buy American produce, and strongly advise others against it as well.
I try, but I can’t find some things, like Canadian onions at the stores. :(
The age of men is over. The time of poopie doop has begun.
“Hurr”, explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, “Duh-Durr!”
So deep and thorough… You can see why he became Health Secretary in this admin.
CDC should never have taken their eyes off Jr… I knew he was gonna cause something.
It’s not within their power. This MAHA thing is supported by the Trump regime and the Project 2025 behind it. https://www.project2025.observer/en
Don’t look up!
Ah, ah, ah, garble, garble, garble, it came from my brain to Lindsey Graham’s lady bugs, we don’t need to study it anymore. It isn’t a raccoon penis.
We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
He’s clearly Pestilence
I thought they were death, war, conquest and famine, though maybe famine and pestilence go together
I don’t think they are actually named
They are in the Bible, had to look it up, it looks like popular fiction often replaces conquest with pestilence since conquest and war are so similar
Maybe it’s a Protestant thing? In the Catholic New Testament only death is named
You are correct, apparently a lot of media/fiction authors swap conquest to pestilence because they feel like it’s too close to war.
I had to look it up specifically for pestilence because I was so confused how I got the idea.
So yeah I had that wrong, biblical speaking
Hehe no worries i had to look it up, I totally remembered pestilence being one instead of conquest
Pratchett does Death, War, Famine and Pestilence
Thief of time spoiler
(And Kaos)
. Which is where my knowledge of them comes from!
And the 5th horseman, Kaos (according to Terry Pratchett anyway)
Heeey, the less we monitor it, the easier it gets to monitor it. That’s a win win!
Diarrhea was invented by Big Toilet to sell more toilets
