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minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 month agoBank teller: Sir, none of these checks have the same last name, and none of them are yours. I’ve called the fraud department.
minus-squareDookieman12@piefed.socialBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoGotta work on that mindset. Just get a job at the bank and cash them yourself
minus-square42firehawk@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoWe don’t tell the customer when we call the fraud department. That said in this case we would be calling the police via keywords. 5 minute response time so I’ll play a game of needing each check to have a manual review of history to sign it over to them.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoDon’t be too serious. I mean, could you imagine filling out all the employment and tax forms for like 200,000 jobs? Lol
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Bank teller: Sir, none of these checks have the same last name, and none of them are yours. I’ve called the fraud department.
Gotta work on that mindset. Just get a job at the bank and cash them yourself
We don’t tell the customer when we call the fraud department. That said in this case we would be calling the police via keywords.
5 minute response time so I’ll play a game of needing each check to have a manual review of history to sign it over to them.
Don’t be too serious. I mean, could you imagine filling out all the employment and tax forms for like 200,000 jobs? Lol