Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoInternationallemmy.worldimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1820arrow-down121
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minus-squareSuper Mega Ultra Edition DX Unleashed 64@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoIf I had a dime for every billionare killed with a guillotine in 2026, I’d… have the same amount of money. 🥲
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoWhat was it that rich people say when they hear this? “Then pull yourself by the bootstraps, go out, and make money!” I will land you a guillotine.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoi read that one book and i have been manifesting guillotines (and casting various hexes) for a decade now. i’ma take credit for this one even though i didn’t do it. i imagined it so it was totally me
If I had a dime for every billionare killed with a guillotine in 2026, I’d… have the same amount of money. 🥲
What was it that rich people say when they hear this? “Then pull yourself by the bootstraps, go out, and make money!” I will land you a guillotine.
i read that one book and i have been manifesting guillotines (and casting various hexes) for a decade now.
i’ma take credit for this one even though i didn’t do it. i imagined it so it was totally me