ManfredMumpitz@feddit.org to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoTIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.feddit.orgimagemessage-square167linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.feddit.orgManfredMumpitz@feddit.org to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square167linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHubi@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoNah, he walked over water and everything and it was great. I guess you had to be there.
minus-squareNotSteve_@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI heard he walked on the water and then the water turned to wine and then they made babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThe baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoCan confirm, I was the water
minus-squareJean-luc Peak-hard@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoand then everyone clapped
Nah, he walked over water and everything and it was great. I guess you had to be there.
I heard he walked on the water and then the water turned to wine and then they made babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
The baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.
Can confirm, I was the water
Pics or it didn’t happen
and then everyone clapped
Jesus was way cool
And he built my hotrod.