ICE MAKER

Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart

Even KINGS never knew such luxury

  • MasterFlamingo@lemm.ee
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    A maid. I really don’t like cleaning. I’m not very good at it, I miss a lot of things, I don’t have the attention span, etc. I do it because I have to. I don’t want to live in squalor but gosh, it would be nice to have somebody cleaning my house for me even if it’s just once a month.

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    A proper (CNC) milling machine and lathe, like ones you can work hardened steel with. Lots of better things you could buy for that money, but with a mill and lathe i could make those things for even more money!

    Edit: oh and a proper garage/hobby room to put them in

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    10,000 acres of land in the northern mountains, with all associated rights (mineral, water, etc.).

    I really, really, really don’t want to have neighbors. I already live in a rural area, and I still have neighbors 1/4 mile away that blast their music at 11pm loud enough to make out the lyrics. I want to be able to see the stars at night with no light pollution, and see wildlife that’s barely seen people.

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    A large property in the woods with a river running through it. I can literally setup my own mini power generation source if the stream is powerful enough. So I get to at least be partly off-grid.

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    Heated foot bath. They’re not that expensive, but its real roman emperor hours if you work from home and can have a jacuzzi for your feet.

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    one of those freeze dryers to make infinite crunchy Skittles
    They’re so good but so expensive and the machine is like $3,000 😭

    Also one of those ~$500 IPL permanent hair removers