The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 days agoA snub like that cuts deep.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1678arrow-down18
arrow-up1670arrow-down1imageA snub like that cuts deep.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 days agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareconsole.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·edit-211 days agoHe’s lying, he got your foreskin on his top 3 foreskin pedestal.
minus-squareOxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·11 days agoDamn the foreskin leaderboards must be wild
minus-squarenimble@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 days agoIs it by volume? Quantity? Elasticity?
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 days agoAll of that and so much more. There’s a whole industry of old guys with those magnifying scopes they hold with their eye muscles that evaluate foreskin quality.
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 days agoYou don’t want 'em too elastic, or they ping off and get lost under the cupboard.
He’s lying, he got your foreskin on his top 3 foreskin pedestal.
Damn the foreskin leaderboards must be wild
Is it by volume? Quantity? Elasticity?
All of that and so much more. There’s a whole industry of old guys with those magnifying scopes they hold with their eye muscles that evaluate foreskin quality.
You don’t want 'em too elastic, or they ping off and get lost under the cupboard.